Volume VI, Issue IV
SpokesDog of the Month: Gromit at Long Beach, Washington, awaits the command to fetch something... in Japan. |
"...Seventeen years of chastely hiding underground, then all at once, everyone pops up and sings and flies and loves and dies...." Sex and the Single Entomologist brings us more Bug High Drama from the Shrubbery of Northern Virginia with The Return of the Periodic Cicadas. The Casual Cook's Strawberry Cheese Pie - "...In our family were down to two people but I dont seem to be able to get it through my head that I shouldnt buy a six basket carton. Where strawberries are concerned I have no will power...."
Mauritius - "...Getting lost on these roads is guaranteed, especially in the surrealistic, Middle Earth-like mountains of the central region, as there are no road signs and villages all look fairly identical...." Life in Congo, Part IV - Military Danger. Riverman Buck's continuing adventures teaching and living in Africa. "...One of the topics of conversation was how acceptable Kinshasa is becoming, with the streets starting to get repaired and more and better food becoming available. Little did we suspect how ugly and terrifying the evening would end..."
Atkins Squirrel - Foraging in the City - McBee just wants to get it right, and ends up on the County Weirdo List. "...What about meat? I watched a squirrel hopping along outside my window, fattened up on walnuts, hazelnuts, and the occasional road-kill pigeon, and asked myself: Why the hell not?"
Marry An Orphan, and seven more excellent guidelines for better living, in The Wendy Way. Bake yourself an Orange Coconut Angel Food cake for Mother's Day or whatever spring holiday you have, and maybe share it, maybe not - the Casual Cook brings you a sure-fire dessert hit. Life in Congo, Part 3- Typical Day - "...The most popular dance closely resembles the 'grind', and dark-skinned beauties with perfect bodies will stand there, eyes closed, and slowly, sensually twist and thrust their way through song after song... its nicer than I can describe. I pretend to not notice when Im sitting with my girlfriend...." Riverman Buck settles in to a vibrant life of Africa, the place they invented the color green. Letter from Japan - Poetry from Ethan Gilsdorf Feel like there's a weasel in your gut? McBee details Giardia symptoms, treatment and prevention.
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Cleveland's historic mounted police patrol the beach of Lake Erie for lucky horse shoes. Canadian Mountie, by Cheryl Conlon, professional travel photographer
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