Volume VI, Issue V
December 2004

• Mac World Expo - Steve Jobs trots out the cool new stuff.
• Lonesome? Full bladder? McBee solves two problems at once and makes friends with mountain goats.
• Life in Congo Part V: Road Trip.
• Rachel and Carly drift into a vacation on the Floating islands of Peru.
• The classic Stupid Recipes cookbook
• Friends of Bats, they have their day (after beating the guano out of Mike McCrea).
• EDITORIAL - Searching for the Big Three: Get a Secure Job, Find a Nice Guy, and Buy a House.

Volume VI, Issue IV
May 2004

• Sex and the Single Entomologist brings us more Bug High Drama from the Shrubbery of Northern Virginia with The Return of the Periodic Cicadas.
• The Casual Cook's Strawberry Cheese Pie
• Artichoke Wars - I never tried to stuff an artichoke until I found myself embroiled in the Great Stuffing Controversy and asked the scientific question: Is it really worth the trouble?
• Mauritius - "...Getting lost on these roads is guaranteed, especially in the surrealistic, Middle Earth-like mountains of the central region, as there are no road signs and villages all look fairly identical...."
• Life in Congo, Part IV - Military Danger. Riverman Buck's continuing adventures teaching and living in Africa.
• Chiroptera Fishing - Bat fishing offers a way keep those casting skills sharp even when the hatch is off.

Volume VI, Issue III
March 2004

• Atkins Squirrel - Foraging in the City - McBee just wants to get it right, and ends up on the County Weirdo List.
• McBee details Giardia symptoms, treatment and prevention.
• Ladybugs invade a rifle range
• Marry An Orphan, and seven more excellent guidelines for better living, in The Wendy Way.
• Bake yourself an Orange Coconut Angel Food cake for Mother's Day or whatever spring holiday you have.
• Life in Congo, Part 3- Typical Day - a vibrant life of Africa, the place they invented the color green.
• Letter from Japan - Poetry from Ethan Gilsdorf

Volume VI, Issue II
February 2004

• Editorial - Now THAT'S Pioneer Spirit... In this age of high-tech warfare, it's good to remember the brave men and women who deployed their hosiery against the British in the War of 1812.
• A Valentine's Day offering from poet Ethan Gilsdorf - Afternoon, Even Early Evening
• Attack of the Wi-Fi Girls, Part III - Kensington Wi-Fi Finder, Wi-Fi Priceliners, and a little mill town mixes amazing espresso, wi-fi and books.
• Riverman, I presume? Living in Congo - Part II.
• Bruce Alderman takes an Alaskan taxi ride to the wilds of Homer Spit
• The Casual Cook's ultimate guide to grilled cheese sandwiches.
• A Valentine's Day Dessert Party
• Cocktail hour! Home-made edible barware

• Poet Ethan Gilsdorf "In the Snow" plus snowflake macro-photographs
• Riverman takes on a new Life In Congo, Part I
• Curling - It's More than Big Stones, and We Got 'Em
• Andrew Hartnagel gets lost in a Tofino Quest
• McBee defies the season's first freeze.
• Why Fred the Trumpeter Swan was relocated to a breeding program for anti-social behavior.
• Onion lore, Odes to Onions and Onion Soups for the New Year.
• Editorial - Your Very Own Cosmic Answer Machine

• McBee enjoys his store-bought skull but Don't Fuck with a Weasel
• Summer poetry - Ethan Gilsdorf's Overpass
• Attack of the Wi-fi Girls - Part II
• A sharp reader McDonald's wi-fi, Bee movies, and descriptive signage.
• Editorial - Postcards from Everett

• Samoan Delicacy, Worm Debauchery.
• Can this man's dignity be saved? Three Jobs in High Tech Hell.
• Attack of the Wi-Fi Girls, Part I
• video review "Over... and Out - Deep Water Kayak Rescue Techniques
• book review Trail of Feathers - In Search of the Birdmen of Peru.
• Disasters Preparedness interpreted for cynics.
• A small rare prime rib for two people.
• Editorial - We're Still Getting Lost, So Thank You for Traveling

Volume IV, Issue IV
OCTOBER 2002
The Treason & Blasphemy Issue

• We bring you the worst of our blasphemy search.
• Gail Preset recycles in the most unlikely place.
• Ethan Gilsdorf arms himself with words.
• Mike McCrea brings us a nice canoe trip, and Paddling Baltimore.
• Hal Streckert visits a salt werk.
• Reviews: Britain's Best 500 Pubs
• Your Editor goes to her 30th high school reunion.
• How to eat a two-quart jar of olives. without drinking 158 martinis.
• Editorial - Blasphemy and Treason, now in minty-fresh bite-sized mega-packs. 10/02

Volume IV, Issue III
AUGUST 2002
The Small Town Torture Issue

• "Whence Wings?"
• Hangs Out
• Quileute drum circle
• Habitat for Tortoisity
• "The Far Shore"
• Globetrotter Dogma
• Whistler Village
• Five summer salads
• Editorial - Philosopy in its many phorms / Salt: The Deadly Condiment / My Goat Can Fly

Volume IV, Issue II
JUNE 2002
The New Starts Issue

• Art on Cows in Luxembourg
• revolutionary giant ziplock bags
• Except Herself
• I want you to have this hat...
• Things Too Fierce to Mention: That Which Is (Not) a Bug
• Marking Time
• Puff Pastry
• Editorial - Mayberry Breeds with Northern Exposure

Volume IV, Issue I
MARCH 2002
The Deep Freeze Issue

• Rowing to Latitude
• minute-by-minute
• Don't ask the diminishing Western grebe for tips on cool moves
• don't ask the pigeon for dating tips
• Gail retires her famous and well-traveled shoes
• So you think flying is bad?
• honeymoon trip to Morocco and Spain
• the Grand Canyon Solo (and Backward)
• Mt. Blanc Madness
• for Two at an Airport Near You
• Editorial - Ice - Make Mine a Single / The Travel Video Stalker
  

Volume III, Issue V
OCTOBER 2001
The "Charm" Issue

• Long Beach International Kite Festival
• Wendy Ward Charm School
• Is charm something that money can buy?
• Planet Hollywood in Paris on September 11
• de-toursitification guide
• Euro info every traveler needs to know
• Antiques Road Show
• Tea on a Tailgate
• Landmark Trust

Volume III, Issue IV
AUGUST 2001
The "Souvenirs" Issue

• Hearts of Holland
• travel souvenirs
• the Deer. Or Don't
• American Beach Culture to Paris
• Museum of Beaches
• Thirsty Work
• The Century at Hand
• Freezer souvnirs
• Ghost towns of the Northwest
• Gail's Top Trivial Reasons to Travel

Volume III, Issue III
June 2001

• America from the Window Seat
• Undertakes an Undertaking
• Canoeing Latvia's Gauga river
• Stupid Questions About Europe
• Feng Shui for the Traveler
• Chowing Down
• Strawberry season
• BC Car-Free
• Top Nine preparations for Hurricane Season
• Top Ten Splendors of the Fabric Store

Volume III, Issue II
April 2001
The Big Second Anniversary Don't Go There Issue

• Welcome to Kosmos
• The Marriage Test?
• Joe Isuzu
• A Century of Flight
• An Irish Chowder Mini-Odyssey
• Corn chowder
• Lost List
  • Leslie's 14 Favorite Travel Smells
  • Jeremy's five Favorite Places in Ireland
  • Ethan's 29 Terrorist Demands

Volume III, Issue I
February 2001

• the elusive Armadillo
• In Scents
• Confessions of a Candy-Ass
• Four Ritzy Lounges and a Fry House
• Soup supper
• Cookie Buffet.
• Seven Packing Tips You Won't Find Anywhere Else
• Five Telltale signs You're in a Bachelor's Kitchen
• Five "Must Haves" for Your First Budget Trip to Paris, France

Volume II, Issue X
November 2000
Get Stuffed for the Holidays Issue

• love of travel
• Spring Break In the Island Continent
• bears
• Boniface, Plastic Joseph, and a Large Dead Dog: A Love Story
• we review four packing books
• Stuffed? We'll show you stuffed

Volume II, Issue IX
October 2000
Fashion, Gear and Luggage Issue

• Ottawa
• Fashion Week from Paris
• Packing light
• Euro Disney
• assembling the perfect travel wardrobe
• material possessions you need to keep you earthbound
• Na Pali Adventure
• Aliens Took Them Beavers. Then they put 'em back. It'll Happen to You."
• waterproofing
• Box meals

Volume II, Issue VIII
September 2000
Fall Back to School Issue

• culture shock in the Aurora Zone
• Homer, Alaska
• Twelve Days in the Himalayas
• Olympic Events for the Rest of Us
• country apple grub

Volume II, Issue VII
July/August 2000
Summer Spectacular Double Issue
Where each and every click takes you closer to literary Nirvana

• Marcia and Leslie go in-Seine in drizzly Paris
• riding the Paris Metro
• Subterranean Vacation
• Space Shuttle launch
• Whale Meat Again
• Virgin Aversion
• Homer, Alaska.

Volume II, Issue VI
June 2000
SPECIAL LATE-MONTH EDITION

• Half-time at the Anthro Bowl
• modern-day adoption
• Getting Loster
• Mount Everest
• Amsterdam
• cooking with fire and smoke

Volume II, Issue V
May 2000

• San Francisco's Chinatown.
• Telemarketers got you down?
• Why I Can't Turn In An Article This Month
• National Association of Broadcasters
• Down South Canoe Camping
• Wilderness Access by Bus
• Bourbon Balls & Orange-Coconut Angelfood Cake

Volume II, Issue IV
April 2000
Heartsick Spring

• Sydney Olympics.
• Biodegradable Don't Mean Shit
• How to Be A Parisian Tourist
• Travelling without TP
• sure-fire conversation topics
• biking the Occupied Territories
• Mom's Three Week Master Plan

Volume II, Issue III
March 2000

• Buck Swims With the Fishes
• One negro man mingo - 30 pounds, 0 shillings
• Florida on a Sandal-strap
• Ice Caving
• In Praise of a Good Donut
• Paris Meridian
• Tucker Jordan, Go with Dog
• buying plane tickets on line
• Be The Duck.
• donuts and their ilk

Volume II, Issue II
February 2000

• Orienteering
• Los Angeles for Y2K
• Potomaca
• The Plight of Light.
• Assateague
• Dick's Drive-In
• Leslie Gets that sea kayak
• Small Boat Car-Topping
• Shuttle Bunnies.
• Lunar Eclipse
• If You Get Lost at Sea, "Follow That Ship.
• Obscurity Lost
• Snowbirds in Florida
• Street Atlas USA
• Meatloaf! Meatloaf! Meatloaf!
• Pumpkins and squash with a REAL flare

Volume II, Issue I
January 2000

• Pumpkins and squash with a REAL flare
• Snowbirds in Florida.
• If You Get Lost at Sea, "Follow That Ship."
• Obscurity Lost.
• The Visage of Our Own Setting Star
• Solstice Perigee Moonpaddle
• Sunrise On A New Year at Masada

Volume I, Issue 9
December 1999

• a holiday cookie buffet.
• World Trade Organization
• Mass Transit Blues
• Don't Get Lost Without A Good Anchor Chain.
• Last Rites
• Christmas in Florida.
• Cookie Buffet
• How Low Can You Go?
• Roslyn, Washington
• Nullabor Plain

Volume I, Issue 8
November 1999

• Son of Atomic Zucchini That Ate Cleveland
• Teevee Turkey Soup
• A Meal For a Winters Night
• Dueling Cheese Wafers.
• Panoramic imaging
• Dave McBee meets a monster
• shaggiest canoeing story yet.
• Did You Ever See an Eagle Steal a Salmon From a Seal?
• Kanga-Bangas

Volume I, Issue 7
October 1999

• Cleaning abalone
• Food, Sex & Death
• Dungeness Forks
• A birthday he'll never forget.
• A swimming eagle
• Orca Magic
• Port Townsend Sea Kayak Festival
  

Volume I, Issue 6
September 1999

• Dumb-Ass Trips goes to the Highland Games.
• Got Lost in Beaver Pass
• A Bridge Too Far.
• What the Hell Good are Mosquitoes?
• Sex In a Corn Field?
• Fish-cleaning

Volume I, Issue 5
August 1999

• Dolphin trainer Laura Singer
• Marketing whiz Barbara Besteni
• Get Lost goes to the Sinai,
• Our Friend, the Pneumatic Tube.
• Canoeing the Flathead River.

Volume I, Issue 4
July 1999
THE MEAT ISSUE

• predator-prey ratios
• Our Scavenger Heritage.
• Lind Combine Demolition Derby
• Canoeing Potholes State Park
• Nepal
• "What You Gonna Do When the Ice Age Comes?"
• Ross Lake
• Oil City to Third Beach.

Volume I, Issue 3
June 1999

• Lolita the Killer whale's freedom
• Memorial Day conversation
• The Skokomish River
• Another Modest Proposal
• Splendors of Spring at Ross Lake
• Oysterville
• Dumb-Ass Trips goes to Las Vegas

Volume I, Issue 2
April 15, 1999

• Lolita the Killer whale
• teenage cable access video

Volume I, Issue 1
April 1, 1999

• Canada's having Nunavut
• Earth Day
• Cootless in Seattle?
• Yakima River beckons.
• Skiing in Aspen.
• Feeling Laos-y?
• The ferry Kalakala
• Wild swans in the Skagit Valley
• Relationship books
• Mediterranean in winter
• Wilderness Access by Public Transit