Lock Cottage on the Worcester & Birmingham Canal, Stoke Pound, Worcestershire - 1790-1815
Floor plans for Swarkestone Pavilion near Ticknall, Derbyshire - 1632. Shown on book cover, right
The Pineapple in Dunmore, Central Scotland - 1761
Book Review:
The Landmark Trust Handbook
by Leslie Strom
"The Landmark Trust is an independent UK
building preservation charity which was founded in 1965 to rescue
worthwhile historic buildings from neglect, and then to restore
and let them for holidays. The income from letting contributes
to their upkeep. They include follies, forts, manor houses, mills,
cottages, castles, gatehouses and towers. You can stay in any
of these buildings. "
The Landmark Trust Handbook can't be purchased at a bookstore,
available only through Britain's Landmark
Trust for $25. Reading the 188 page soft-cover handbook is
fun by itself, with its chronicle of restorations. It's also
the first step to choosing a vacation lodging unlike any other
in the world. You can stay in any one of these amazing historic
restored wonders for the price of a two star hotel. The book
comes with a £12 coupon which you can apply to a rental.
Great Britain's Prince Charles became patron of Landmark Trust
in 1993 and writes a foreword praising the diversity of its building
conservation. There are temples, towers, schools, manors, farm
houses, gate houses, lock houses, mills, mines, a pigsty, a music
room, palaces, castles, forts, a House of Correction and more.
Woodsford Castle near Dorchester, Kent, was completed around
in 1370. Charles Rennie Macintosh's buildings were completed
in 1904, and then there's everything in between.
You can fall into a fantasy world with every page turn...
each of the 180-some heritage properties is detailed with descriptions,
pictures, floor plans, occupancy, notes from the logbook, and
quirky considerations. Character is presented in its most charming
light, as in this note for Causeway House in Bardon Mill, Northumberland:
"The loft is now a warm-weather bedroom, where you can
sleep under the knotted tent-like thatch in a fully roofed bed."
Anyone who speaks Real Estate knows that this means it's hostile
in winter and that little critters routinely fall from the thatch
onto your head if it weren't for the canopy over you. Only Landmark
Trust could make it sound irresistable. For Bath Tower, a logbook
entry praises in typical British understatement:
"A medieval atmosphere has been achieved without all
the discomforts of the period..."
Looking for seclusion? They've got that for rent at Fort Clonque
in Alderney, Channel Islands:
"Any cold or damp, characteristic of such a fort, will
be more than compensated for by the delight of its spectacular
setting. (The clean air allows all sorts of lichen to grow on
the granite walls)... At high tide the fort is cut off and the
sea runs between it and the mainland."
Upon inspecting the floor plans, you discover even more character.
Swarkestone Pavilion near Ticknall, Derbyshire is not just another
1632 "bowle alley house." In adding a bathroom to the
place, they made use of a turret, and so Swarkestone Pavilion
has the odd feature where the occupant scampers across the open
roof from the stair tower to get there. According to the log
book, former occupants found it enchanting. (And if you need
a vast bowling green for your Frisbee® champions, this place
allows dogs.)
Many of these buildings, often stone, have characteristically
thick walls and some are damp and cold, and unsuitable for winter
use. All lodgings come equipped with the minimum trappings of
civilization - linens, a toaster and a teapot. You may have to
trot 100 yards to the bathroom, climb tiny winding stairs, and
cohabitate with the denizens of your thatch roof, but this is
England, after all. The caretakers see that you'll have your
toast and tea.
After you have fallen in love with a handful of buildings
and have your week holiday roughly visualized, you may want to
see if the place is actually available when you want it. The Landmark Trust website has a frequently-updated .pdf file you can download and see when
each property is available, a good two years in advance. The
landmarks are rented for three, four and seven day stretches,
and to give you an idea of price, the two lucky people staying
at Swarkestone Pavilion pay £216 for a week of bathroom
roof-scampering in winter, £452 in summer. Reservations
are made by phone or fax to their London office. Who knows...
maybe Prince Charles will pick up.
Leslie
Strom has her eye on a place with real working cannons. You just never
know when you'll need one.