Embrace Hari Hong Kong’s ‘Retox’ experienceHong Kong

If you’re sick of juice cleanses, yoga retreats and kale in places kale has no right to be in (like the mac & cheese you just ordered), The Hari Hong Kong hears you. And then raises you a cigar, a double shot of gin, and a dessert platter so indulgent it might just make Willy Wonka weep.

Their new “Retox But Not Detox” package is a no-guilt, full-pleasure overnight stay that celebrates all the things wellness brochures warn you about. You’ll check into one of The Hari’s sexy, design-forward rooms - complete with velvet, marble and views that’ll make your IG followers irrationally jealous - and prepare for an evening of delicious debauchery.

And you have plenty of retox options. You’re either puffing on a Confidenciaal cigar paired with The Hari’s own citrus-spiced gin (silver medalist at the World Gin Awards, thank you very much), or you’re diving face-first into a trio of desserts: Amalfi lemon sponge, pistachio cannoli, and creamy panna cotta. And the whole sweet affair is served with a sparkling glass of Moscato.

But don’t worry, you’ll still get breakfast in the morning, plus early check-in and late check-out (because hangovers don’t wear watches). All this from AUD480+, available until September 30.

So, if you’ve ever muttered “life’s too short” while ignoring a salad, this is your sign. Book the Retox. Skip the boot camp. And let The Hari remind you that sometimes, the most nourishing thing you can do... is sip, smoke, and have dessert first.