Sleep in at Barlochan Cottage

29 May 2026

There are two types of people in this world: those who watched Heated Rivalry and moved on with their lives, and those who immediately googled “Is that cottage real?” at 1am. If you fall into the latter camp (like us), congratulations, your unhinged dedication has been rewarded.

The lakeside escape from Heated Rivalry – yes, that Barlochan Cottage – is now bookable on Airbnb. The slow-burn tension might have been fictional, but the setting very much isn’t. Tucked along the shores of Lake Muskoka in cottage country, it’s all pine trees, still water and silence that forces you to confront your feelings (or at least how much time you’re spending in front of the screen.

The three-bedroom retreat leans hard into that classic Canadian lake-house energy: oversized windows, timber finishes, a fireplace built for dramatic stares, and a dock that basically insists on a sunrise swim. There’s a proper kitchen for post-kayak feasts, a fire pit primed for late-night debriefs, and enough space to bring friends, though you may prefer to keep it a two-person storyline if ya know what we mean.

Modern timber kitchen inside Barlochan Cottage overlooking the lake in Muskoka Ontario.
Cosy living room inside Barlochan Cottage with timber interiors and views of Lake Muskoka.

And the best part is, it’s only gonna set you back around AU$255 a night or CA$248 (a neat little nod to the main characters’ jersey numbers). Subtle.

If you do find yourself standing on that dock.

Look, you don’t have to be an ice hockey obsessive to appreciate this place. But if you do find yourself standing on that dock, staring across the water like you’re about to confess something life-altering, just know: you’re not alone.

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Barlochan Cottage surrounded by pine forest on the shores of Lake Muskoka Canada.

To offer the quintessential Canadian cottage escape, where days revolve around the lake, the fire pit and doing zilch.

Cosy, nostalgic and just a little bit cinematic, like the setting of a great summer story waiting to happen.

A timber-clad lakeside cottage with three bedrooms, oversized windows and front-row views of Lake Muskoka.

That you stayed in the real-life cottage from Heated Rivalry and resisted recreating every scene on the dock.

A barbecue feast followed by a local Ontario craft beer around the fire pit as the sun dips behind the trees.

Get up early, grab a coffee and head straight for the dock before the lake wakes up..

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